By Jim Hargis
A pride of lions, a covey of quail,
A congress of baboons, a pod of whale;
A brood of vipers, a bevy of birds,
A gaggle of geese, beyond bison herds;
A school of dolphins, a swarm of ants,
A huddle of humans, with fire in their pants!
A pack of wolves, on the prowl for a flock of sheep,
A drove of oxen, a litter of kitties, who will leap;
A legion of warriors, a troupe of entertainers, so fine,
A mob of kangaroos, a muster of swine;
A throng of thrills awaits you, on your mysterious trail,
A cloud of witnesses embrace you, on each mountain, you scale!